漂亮的小姨

　　恩里克（费雷•马丁内兹 饰）和伊格莱西奥（弗朗西斯科•拜奥拉 饰）是教会学校的同学，更是一对同性恋人。学校的莫雷神父以留下恩里克为诱饵占有了伊格莱西奥，但最终恩里克还是离开了教会学校。这对同性恋人也就劳燕分飞。　　成年后的恩里克已是一名大有前途的导演。一天，伊格莱西奥带着剧本找到了恩里克，希望自己能出演男主角。剧本描写的就是他们的成长经历加上想象的成年经历，恩里克对剧本十分感兴趣，但却不同意由伊格莱西奥出演。　　当恩里克来到伊格莱西奥的家乡时，秘密一幕幕揭开……

平侍出身、独眼的剑豪丹下左马之介（森山未来 饰），奉相马家当主大膳亮（每熊克哉 饰）之命，前往江户小野冢道场夺取传说中的一对妖刀“乾云丸”与“坤龙丸”。他以忠义为念拼死挑战，却在激斗中失去了右臂。幸得通缉犯阿藤（黑木华 饰）与与吉（加藤谅 饰）相救，奇迹般地存活下来，化名“丹下左膳”重生。此后，围绕妖刀的阴谋不断扩大，敌人接踵而至，连町奉行大冈忠相（高桥克典 饰）也卷入其中——一场关乎忠义与命运的江户风云由此展开。

　　一位是作风矫健、机智幽默的联邦特工威斯特（威尔·史密斯 Will Smith 饰），一位是爱耍聪明的易容大师高登（凯文·克莱恩 Kevin Kline 饰），这两个看似一山不容二虎的狠角色却被总统同时召见了，原因是授命他们一同追捕一名神秘毒辣的科学家连环杀手。威斯特和高登只好在摩擦碰撞中培养默契，竟然很快成为一对绝配拍档。经过调查，两人发现原来幕后黑手竟然是曾经的天才博士勒弗里斯（肯尼思·布拉纳 Kenneth Branagh 饰），他因在一次实验中失去双腿，只好永久呆在轮椅上，然而残缺的个性与对社会的怨恨让他开始到处作乱，甚至发明了一架巨型的蜘蛛机器滥杀无辜，并企图谋杀总统，统治美国。危机迫在眉睫，威斯特和高登分头来到新奥尔良，驾驶着一列布满机关的火车迎战蜘蛛博士，一场古怪武器间的斗智斗勇已悄然展开……

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.